Thursday, September 25, 2008

On The Way To The White House

Thank God I could me here in time to save the negotiations. Without me there would have been no photo op to show our unity of non-partisan Americanness. The bailout of Goldma... er The financial system wil go forward as designed by Hank and Me with the help of a cast of thousands of lobbiests with specific goals in mind for prof... er saving the country.

If at all possible we will have the vote on Friday night. This will illustrate the need to have all Americans on hand to vote for this historic bailout. But consequentially mean that the Friday night debate will still have to be postponed.

Should Obama go on without me we will make him look like the America hater he is. For not joining in with all the bipartisan unity.



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